The Pledge of the Cookhouse patron.

I, [state NRIC, rank and name], do solemnly and sincerely swear that,
whenever I book out,
I, will not eat economic rice,
remember not to scan my 11B at McDonald's,
finish my food in 10 minutes (or less),
ask directions on where to drop off my tray, cup, utensils, and plate,
not to worry about flag raising/lowering,

WITH MY LIFE!